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    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him


    martinfreeman:

    catholicamputee:

    this was the weirdest movie ever.

    shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

    (Source: animationstations)

    allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

    mononocake:

    314eater:

    The hardcore way to eat ramen:
    1. Boil water
    2. Eat block of ramen
    3. Drink boiled water
    4. Snort flavored powder
    5. Fuck bitches

    image

    you looking for this my friend?

    why is there a gif for this

    goldcoastfamily:

    sunbaths:

    browneyedpretty:

    Just another lake photo

    Holy crap.

    This is rad 

    foxyplaydate:

    killer-pineapples:

    kittendesu:

    the-cell-block-tango:

    astronomyproblems:

    Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

    but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

    like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

    like wtf

    wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

     really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

    hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

    i’m fucking crying

    merlinsbane:

    dana-cardinal:

    there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

    there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

    there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

    this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

    how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?


    (Source: epicreads)


    captcevans:

    Chris Evans’ classy ALS ice bucket challenge [donate]

    sanity-schmanity:

    raggedymans:

    people have been sending in complaints to the BBC about jenny and vastra’s kiss

    and people say homophobia no longer exists

    THEY ARE MARRIED
    WHAT DID YOU THINK LESBIANS DO, A HIGH FIVE?

    noizaooba:

    do u have that one person who you kinda just 

    im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much